If I have a big problem with my parents, they will yell at me.

If I cry, I will get sad.
If I get sad, I will go out with my friends.
If I go out with my friends, I will have fun.
If I have fun, I will laugh high.
If I laugh high, the policeman will get me out.
If the policeman gets me out, we will have to go to another place.
If we have to go to another place, we will go to the cinema.
If we go to the cinema, we will watch Ted.
If we watch Ted at the cinema, probably we won't like it.
If we don't like it, we will tell to everybody that this movie sucks.
If we tell to everybody that this movie sucks, Nobody will want to see it.
If nobody wants to see it, Universal Pictures will break down.
And because I love Universal Pictures so I will never get married.
By: The experience voice.